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Hercules quote meme

  • “Aren’t you…a damsel in distress?”
  • “If? If is good.”
  • “I’m a big tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything.”
  • “Um, I don’t know. I thought they looked kinda dashing.”
  • “So did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals?”
  • “Well, you know how men are. They think “No” means “Yes” and “Get lost” means “Take me, I’m yours.””
  • “Is Wonderboy here for real?”
  • “Um, maybe we owe him money?”
  • “Remember, like, a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason, and the girls were all named Brittany?”
  • “It’s been a real slice.”
  • “Coming, your most lugubriousness.”
  • “Memo to me: Maim you after my meeting.”
  • “You know, I haven’t seen this much love in a room since Narcissus discovered himself.”
  • “He comes on with his big, innocent farm boy routine, but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute.”
  • “She’s a fraud! She’s been playing you for a sap!”
  • “Somebody call IX-I-I.”
  • “Whoa. Is my hair out?”
  • “Sometimes it’s better to be alone.”
  • “Ah, but dreams are for rookies, kid. A guy can only take so much disappointment.”
  • “People do crazy things… when they’re in love.”
  • “Are you always this articulate?”
  • “Hey, I’ve sworn off manhandling.”
  • “It’s all right. The sea of raging hormones has ebbed.”
  • “For a true hero isn’t measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart.”
  • “Indoor plumbing. It’s gonna be big.”
  • “Is there a downside to this?”
  • “How sentimental. You know, I haven’t been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat.”
  • “Hey, I’m walkin’ here.”
  • “I didn’t know that playing hooky could be so much fun!”
  • “Stirring performance, boys. I was really moved.”
  • “He’s gotta have a weakness, because everybody’s got a weakness. I mean, for what? Pandora, it was the box thing. For the Trojans, hey, they bet on the wrong horse, okay?”
  • “You’re really choked up about this, aren’t ya?”
  • “Anybody listenin’? It’s like I’m - What am I, an echo or something? Hello? Hello? Am I talking to, what, hyperspace? Hello, it’s me. Nobody listens.”
  • “So is this an audience or a mosaic?”
  • “It’s a small underworld, after all, huh?”
  • “I thought you were going to be the all-time champ, not the all-time chump.”
  • “How can I come down there, when I’m feeling so up?”
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